Wednesday, February 27, 2008

It's almost hard to believe this is the same woman who ran the country for eight years

“Can I just point out that in the last several debates, I seem to get the first question all the time?” Mrs. Clinton said, to a mix of boos and applause. “I do find it curious, and if anybody saw ‘Saturday Night Live,’ you know, maybe we should ask Barack if he’s comfortable and needs another pillow.” -Hillary Clinton, 2/26/08
I don't understand you, Hillary Clinton. First, you cry in New Hampshire, leading me to believe you'd like to be treated like a lady. But then, the moderators of the 20 Democratic debates are kind enough to adopt a "ladies first" policy with their questioning, and you get mad about that too. How, I ask, are we ever supposed to satisfy you? And don't say "by voting for me," because that's just not going to happen unless you magically grow a penis.

Also, quit whining. You sound like a woman.

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