Proving once again that our erstwhile Congresspeople have their eye on the ball, so to speak:
Arlen Specter's daily agenda
February 1, 2009
9:30am - 10:00am
conference call regarding lost footage of Patriots spying on the Jets
10:00am - 10:30am
fellate Mike Mukasey, make plans to waterboard the kids for Presidents' Day
10:30am - 12:00pm
morning nap
12:00pm - 1:30pm
lunch
1:30pm - 2:00pm
hearty chuckling over telephone company immunity
2:00pm - 3:30pm
afternoon nap
3:30pm - 4:30pm
start seriously investigating what happened to that Patriots footage, really demand answers
4:30pm
sneak out early to fellate John Roberts before the weekend
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