Friday, February 01, 2008

Arlen Specter, J-E-T-S fan?

Proving once again that our erstwhile Congresspeople have their eye on the ball, so to speak:

From the New York Times
Read the whole article here.

Arlen Specter's daily agenda
February 1, 2009


9:30am - 10:00am
conference call regarding lost footage of Patriots spying on the Jets

10:00am - 10:30am
fellate Mike Mukasey, make plans to waterboard the kids for Presidents' Day

10:30am - 12:00pm
morning nap

12:00pm - 1:30pm
lunch

1:30pm - 2:00pm
hearty chuckling over telephone company immunity

2:00pm - 3:30pm
afternoon nap

3:30pm - 4:30pm
start seriously investigating what happened to that Patriots footage, really demand answers

4:30pm
sneak out early to fellate John Roberts before the weekend

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