Wednesday, March 19, 2008

My secret longing

Unlike most bloggerists, I don't feel a need to mention things like my bra cup size or the number of gallons of urine I produce on average during a day. I just don't see the place for that kind of intimate personal details on a blog that you are the only person not reading. But I feel an overwhelming urge to mention that SUNDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, and the reason I feel that need is because I have finally seen the perfect birthday gift for me. To wit,


Please someone who reads this blog (all both of you), track down the person who bought this on eBay and make them an offer. I will totally be your best friend.

Golfer's Crotch Hook on eBay

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