Unlike most bloggerists, I don't feel a need to mention things like my bra cup size or the number of gallons of urine I produce on average during a day. I just don't see the place for that kind of intimate personal details on a blog that you are the only person not reading. But I feel an overwhelming urge to mention that SUNDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY, and the reason I feel that need is because I have finally seen the perfect birthday gift for me. To wit,
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIIHQLwxsd8Zd-0bE0QvCTCtwUCXPgBf-STI_ftFk7Cv9NNDngt8QBk9-1VfaTbgtYqllCrylg9rhiANWBEsritCz7Fv3vRyK_jAhnfW3CmJVetKr3_chOsv8g6aGrrSfAQZXh/s400/golferscrotchhook.jpg)
I FUCKING
NEED THIS!Please someone who reads this blog (all both of you), track down the person who bought this on eBay and make them an offer. I will totally be your best friend.
Golfer's Crotch Hook on eBay
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