Overture, light the lights, this is it, the Pope on every channel...

You can't be serious, New York. I get up early enough to catch Saturday morning cartoons for like, the first time in 12 or 17 years, and THIS IS YOUR PROGRAMMING LINEUP?

CBS:


NBC:

FOX:



ABC:


Even channel 9 and channel 11 got in on the action:




I don't ordinarily count Channel 9 and Channel 11 as real TV stations, but I still have to say how surprised I am that they would be so willing to compromise their journalistic integrity like this and NOT PLAY BUGS BUNNY CARTOONS. Because if you're up at 9:00 in the morning on a Saturday, the only reasonable thing can be expected to accomplish is to watch Bugs Bunny.

Or Underworld, apparently.


TNT is freaking weird. And possibly making a statement with their choice of programming too. Care to guess what was on before Underworld? How about a little Angelina Jolie (as if there's ever such a thing as a little of that woman) in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. So they're raiding tombs and killing zombies on TNT, while the rest of New York is watching a former Nazi eye the St. Patrick's crowd for young boys to molest.