Friday, April 11, 2008

Am I going senile? Or am I just going senile? Or is it, perhaps, that I am going senile? CHANGE MY DIAPER!

The '90s keep receding further and further back into the dim and distant corners of my brain, but I will never forget the episode of Baywatch when Mitch and Summer were patrolling on the outrigger and it kept listing to starboard because, unbeknownst to them, Hobie and Fruit by the Foot had stowed away on board, and how they all managed to narrowly avert disaster thanks to the timely arrival of a box of Animal Crackers. That giraffe totally saved everybody. And they ATE HIM, those Visigoths!

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