Translations of the epic poem, Lollipop, The Bear, with the original Anglo-Saxon included.
Hwæt. We Garbeara in geardagum,
Lo, praise of the prowess of bear-kings
þearodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
of spear-armed Bears, in days long sped,
hu ða Chicago Cubþelingas ellen fremedon.
we have heard, and what honor the Chicago Cubs won!
Oft Sonneschen Gebeare sceaþena/ þreatum,
Oft Sunshine the Bear, from squadroned foes,
monegum Don Imus, meodosetla ofteah,
from many a Don Imus, the mead-bench tore,
egsode eorlas. Syððan ærest wearð/
awing the earls. Since erst he lay
Vespascuterceaft funden, he þæs frofre gebad,
Without a Vespa scooter, a foundling, fate repaid him:
weox under wolcnum, stici swit orðmyndum þah,
for he waxed under welkin, in a pot of honey he throve,
oðþæt him æghierflude ond Ostritcjen þara ymbsittendra
till before him the fireflies and ostritches, both far and near,
ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
who house by the whale-path, heard his mandate,
gomban gyldan ond fellatiæ. þæt wæs god cyning.
gave him gifts and blow-jobs: a good king he!
ðæm gebeareafera wæs æfter cenned,
To him a bear-heir was afterward born,
geong in geardum, þone god sende
a son in his halls, whom heaven sent
folce to frofre; fyrenðearfe ongeat
to favor the folk, feeling their woe
ond ulso fyrenð; fyr Helle ovit
and also feeling, just for the hell of it,
þe clavensticiswiten ðearfe pincitowen/
the sticky-sweet claw of their pinky toes, coated in honey
þe hie ær drugon aldorlease/
that erst they had lacked an earl for leader
lange hwile. Lollipop þæs liffrea,
so long a while; the Lord endowed Lollipop,
wuldres wealdend, woroldare forgeaf,
the Wielder of Wonder, with world's renown.
ond Rennebyw gemboydernd, lyewingdly gebepectoralis;
and a rainbow, lovingly embroidered on his chest.
Lollipop wæs breme blæd wide sprang/,
Famed was this Lollipop: far flew the boast of him,
Sonneschynes eafera Scedelandum in.
son of Sunshine, in the Scandian lands.
Swa sceal geong/ guma/ gode gewyrcean,
So becomes it a youth to quit him well
fromum feohgiftum on fæder bearme/,
with his father's bear-friends, by fee and gift,
ond Vespascuterfromum, geblasend
and with his Vespa Scooter, emblazoned with
pinc scylwig ond pinc bonem allcræssen,
a skull and crossbones, the color of a summer-tulip,
þæt hine on ylde eft gewunigen
that to aid him, aged, in after days,
wilgesiþas, þonne Don Imus cume.
come warriors willing, should Don Imus draw nigh.
Him ða Sonneschyn gewat to gescæphwile
Forth he fared at the fated moment,
felahror feran on frean wære Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
sturdy Sunshine to the shelter of Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
Hi hyne þa ætbæron to brimes faroðe,
Then they bore him over to ocean's billow,
swæse gesiþas, swa he selfa bæd,
loving clansmen, as late he charged them,
þenden wordum weold wine Sonnescheninga;
while wielded words the winsome Sunshine,
leof landfruma lange ahte.
the leader beloved who long had ruled....
þær æt hyðe stod hringedstefna,
In the roadstead rocked a ring-dight vessel,
isig ond utfus, Chicago Cubþelinges fær.
ice-flecked, outbound, Chicago Cub’s barge:
Aledon þa leofne þeoden-beare,
there laid they down their darling teddy bear
beaga bryttan, on bearm scipes,
on the teat of the boat, the breaker-of-rings,
mærne be mæste. þær wæs madma Vespascuter
with his genitalia firm and full. Many a Vespa Scooter
of feorwegum, frætwa, gelæded;
fetched from far was freighted with him.
ne hyrde ic cymlicor ceol gegyrwan
No ship have I known so nobly dight
hildewæpnum ond heaðowædum,
with weapons of war and weeds of battle,
billum ond byrnum; him on bearme læg,
with front-clasping bra and blade: on his bosom lay,
ond fytme potso stici swit,
and pots of honey on both of his feet,
madma mænigo, þa him mid scoldon
a heaped hoard that hence should go
on flodes æht feor gewitan.
far o'er the flood with him floating away.
ða wæs on burgum Lollipop Sonnescheninga,
Now Lollipop bode in the burg of the Sunshinelings,
leof leodcyning, longe þrage
leader beloved, and long he ruled
folcum gefræge gefæder ellor Vespascuter,
in fame with all folk, riding his Vespa Scooter
geflærde fromme scylwig ond pinc bonem allcræssen,
beflowered with skull and crossbones
gebearen Chicago Cubþelingen fær scylde,
and shouting at his bear subjects,
ond all cubbengebearen om Wyrlde/
and at all little bearcubs everywhere
þæt wæs foremærost fær modderfycker
that he was the foremost motherfucker
þa ðe Mycsingunceattas Ay-cay fyrtysevyn
whosoever had toted a machine gun
allen londen Scedelandum in
in all the lands of Scandia
þær he folc ahte glæde Sonnescheningas
or ruled o’er the glad Sunshinelings
ironfæstad, geblodegod wearð stici swit...
with an iron fist, covered in honey…
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