If we had such lax standards at Dole, there would be a massive worldwide outcry, and probably riots, which is why we have three entire people (it used to be 4.3 people, but that was before corporate layoffs and the amputation of a vestigial extra arm - I won't say whose) whose job it is to count the peaches that go into the canned peaches and the pineapples in the canned pineapples. It drives me out of my MIND when companies can't get their shit together and do something right.
And during the holidays too.
Your buddy who hates you and who corresponds regularly with both Jesus and Santa Claus, so you better watch out, seriously,
P.S. I mean it. Fuck you.