Friday, December 07, 2007

Another perfect gift


Dear Andrew Meyer,

Merry Christmas. No hard feelings.

Love,
The University of Florida Police Department

P.S. Please don't tase us, bro.


[Insert gruff, conspiratorial police chuckling sound here.]

1 comment:

The Tall Redhead said...

I don't know what is more disturbing - that they're using Santa Claus as a marketing tool, or that they're making tasers in fashion colors ("Ooh, mommy, I want the pink taser to match my Barbie rifle tote!").