Ha ha ha, I totally have Dobbs's number.
I was originally inclined to buy the man a cupcake as my way of saying thank you for shutting the fuck up. But then I found something even more speshul.
Dear Lou Dobbs,
America is a better country with you not on television. On behalf of a grateful nation, please accept this can of Manhattan style fish assholes.
Love and kisses,
Smokey Robinson and the Funky Bunch