There are three things about me that everyone who knows me already knows: 1) like everyone else, I breathe air and drink water; 2) unlike everyone else, I do not put my pants on one leg at a time; and 3) I have a deep mistrust of American daytime television programming, especially, but not exclusively, public television.
Seriously, take one look at Mr. Rogers sexy hair stylings and tell me the man didn't have some kind of freakish agenda. He wanted your children*! He would stop at nothing to get them*! All his songs and puppets and sweaters were part of an elaborate plan to reprogram them*!
*(to be better people when they grow up)
Network daytime programming is no better. Live with Regis and Kathie Lee/Kelly is obviously a not-so-subtle play on the term "Life with Regis and Kathie Lee/Kelly," as in "life sentence," as in being forced to watch these people drone on endlessly, day after day, about fruit and manicures and diarrhea or whatever it is they talk about. (I've never actually seen more than six minutes of an episode.)
So I was gratified to find out that Michelle Obama repaid some of the horror inflicted on the American public by daytime television, by going on The View yesterday and holding those five women - and a guest or two - hostage. Just look at her terrorizing those "women" with her frightening fists of feminine fury:
Bully for you, Michelle. No one likes you anyway, so why not just terrorist fist jab them into submission? Bravo.
You're next, Big Bird, you pretentious fuck.
Note: the foregoing commentary on daytime television is presented without inclusion of Oscar the Grouch, who may be the lone trustworthy voice gracing the American airwaves during regular business hours. Also, Big Bird, please bear in mind that threats made against presidential candidates are investigated by the Secret Service pending felony charges. Stick that in your big, yellow beak and light yourself on fire.
I think Michelle would have been far better off coming out with an "Whoomp! Whoomp! Whoomp," rah-rah, Arsenio Hall, fist-in-the-air gesture instead of the fist-pump.
And daytime television would have been far better off without Kathie Lee Weinstein's return.
I generally don't root for calamity upon someone, but I think I was joined by thousands when it was announced that Frank had an affair with a flight attendant.
Some people reap what they sow.
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