Tuesday, July 28, 2009

To Whom It May Concern:

Dear Diana Ross (aka Sandy Arugula, for purposes of remaining anonymous on this here blog which you are the only person not reading),

I believe I have gone on record as to how I feel about them apples.

Your pal in Jolie,


Anonymous said...

Lamest post ever.

Smokey Robinson (aka Matt) said...

I'm going to assume this is Barack Obama, since I can't think of anyone else who would have a compelling enough reason to comment-bomb me without leaving their name. Whatever, Obama. Lamest comment ever.

I totally win.