Just because two people say things does not mean that they both made valid points. Much more often, one person is just speaking nonsense, and should consequently be punished for their insolent behavior.
For example, if I say something and you disagree with it, you are wrong and should be ostracized from society.
Therefore, ergo, and henceforth, you shall all be on notice, people. No more Mister Nice Smokey. And do you want to know why? Because not ONE of you sent me a Guy Fawkes Day card. Not one.
Disappointed, America. Very disappointed. [SMOKEY shakes head.]
And don't be all like, "oh, I was busy," because I know you fucking found time to vote. Jerk.
2 comments:
Well, I never get a card from you on my birthday, so I'd say we're even.
Remember that you get presents on MY birthday, too, genius. So stop being such a sniveling martyr or I'll tell my Dad. Then you'll be sorry.
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