personally, i would stop reading this right now. any blog that begins by titling its inaugural post after pink floyd lyrics from 1977 is either pretentious, seriously flawed, or both.
seriously, that song is 30 years old. what does it say that i couldn't come up with something fresher? it says everything.
and yet you still came this far.
this will be my attempt at putting a somewhat serious side of me on the internet somewhere, for the zero members of my reading public to pay attention to. in the coming days, weeks, months, and yes, years, i intend to give anyone who gives a crap a little something to read about yours truly.
for now, all i'll tell you is that my name is matt.
that is all.
now you have to stop reading because there's nothing else to read. i win.