There's a notebook of my old blog ideas. I haven't updated it since like 2010, but I think these ideas are still totally fresh. Like...

The internurdz and the teevees are all abuzz with the Obama bin Landry story this week. Everyone is talking about. You know what NO ONE is t...

It seems like every other day, some quaint and cuddly, blasphemy-themed chain restaurant from New Zealand is messing with Texas. And by Texa...

What you CAN see in this video are two orphaned baby bears from China playing with a tiger cub: What you CAN'T see are the unicorns lurk...

Remember the other good ol' daze before the movie Crocodile Dundee came out, when no one had ever heard of Australia before and we didn...

Remember the good ol' daze, when men were men, women were women, and Fox News's coverage of ill-attended, pro-conservative-agenda pr...

Ah, spring. The season of life renewing. Or, if you work in the Canning Operations division at the Dole Fruit Plant (still unaffiliated with...

Has anyone else seen this Coors Light commercial where they launch a giant, rocket-shaped bottle into space? What the hell sort of world is ...

Usually, getting my attention during the morning commute to the Dole Fruit Plant (still not affiliated with Dole Food Company, in spite of s...

It's still hard to believe it's over, that she's gone and she won't ever come back. I really thought I had enough to deal wi...

The peeple at BP (hereinafter, "Beeple") are obviously retarded. They're going to fix a leaking oil well with a junk shot? Or ...

A large part of the reason that we are being ignored is because of who we are. Think about that for just a second. Did you hear about lootin...

If there's one thing that everyone in America agrees on, it's that we all love a loser. That probably explains why the Boston Red Su...

Lee Jin-gyu fell for his 'dakimakura' - a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime charact...

I think we can all agree that when a man who delighted millions with his science fiction portrayal of a Cold War-era Russian stereotype livi...

It is a well documented fact that Jesus's first act after graduating from Hogwarts, changing his name to Santa Claus, and moving to Nort...