Friday, July 18, 2008 More like Cluster-steal ideas from other blogs just because noboody reads them so it's easy to get away

This is from the criminals at clusterflock:

This is what it says, in case you can't read the teeny tiny print which is the fault of's image converter and not my fault at all:

Dear Jesus

At the beginning of every season of The Wire when I hear the new version of the theme song I think how odd it sounds and how I will never forget the old one. Then I do. Please forgive me.

Your faithful servant,

You can also read the post yourself here.

Hmm, I wonder where they got the idea to write letters to Jesus from? Probably from PRETENDING TO NOT READ MY BLOG, even though it clearly says that YOU are the only person not reading this blog. Notice how it isn't called " is the only person or persons not reading this blog."

What's the word for when people steal ideas from other people and then fail to properly cite the person who had the original - and usually much funnier - idea in the first place? You know that thing that college kids are always being kicked out of school for?

Oh, that's right. It's murder. Clusterflock is guilty of murder.
Dear Jesus,

Please smite clusterflock. Or at least, please cancel The Wire, so that they have no more ammunition with which to commit murder against other people's blogs besides mine. I'll gladly be a martyr, and I'll even do it with less complaining than You did.

Your buddy in You,
Smokey Robinson

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